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Msg # 1 Tue Jan 23, 1989  9:06 AM
   From:ZEZHIAN-NW125
Subject:Beastiality 101

    Being an oversexed Half-Orc!
myself! I certainly know my place when
it cums... oops... comes to sexual
PERVERSIONS'S.
    Beastiality is right up my alley
(so to speak). The more vile it is! the
more it turns me on!
     Dogs are OK! but they're a bit too
small for me (take that as you will...)
I really get into Centaurs! or! rather!
the creation of centaurs. (I'll give
you one guess HOW.) Sheep! the old
standby! are now Blase! The TRUE voyeur
will begin to comprehend other "avenues
of Pleasure" to explore.
     And completely forget about SMALL
animals (Why do you wrap hamsters in
duct tape...). They are no fun at all!
     There's nothing I'd like better is
to really get down with! say! a horse
(filly or stallion... it doesn't make a
difference. Sometimes you receive
pleasure from giving it)!
     That's MY belief! anyway!

     Peace;
       Z

Msg # 2 Tue Jan 30, 1989  8:28 PM
   From:JOHN SHANAHAN-NW22

 Remember! Z! a horse did in Catherine
the Great.....caution is advised!
js

Msg # 3 Tue Jan 31, 1989  8:40 PM
   From:AUNT FLABBY-NW88

   Speakin' of beastiality! does that
explain Catherine and Vincent's
relationship on Beauty and the Beast           

                                Love!
                                Flabby


Msg # 4 Tue Jan 31, 1989  8:43 PM
   From:AUNT FLABBY-NW88
  
   This sure gives new meanin' to the
phrase "Lions and tigers and bears! Oh
my!!!"

                                 Love!
                                 Flabby


Msg # 5 Tue Feb 01, 1989  2:34 PM
   From:XANADU-NW49

Z! I'll believe it when I see it (and how soon can that be! praytell    ) though
prehaps! considering what else telecom has brought me! reserve my judgement
'til later---nah! there COULDN'T be two of you.

JS! Catherine was under the horse when --- oh! nevermind! I think I understand
the nature of the response...

I like German Shepards...


Msg # 6 Tue Feb 02, 1989  12:01 PM
   From:DEREC THE BLANK-NW1

What about a Lobster   


About Vincent... Yes I suppose that would be "Beastiality"


Msg # 7 Tue Feb 02, 1989  1:30 PM
   From:ZEZHIAN-NW125

C'mon! people! Haven't you once ever
wanted to stroke a huge! hard horse
penis     Talk about size differentials!
The guys can dream while the ladies
(and I use the term loosely) can
wonder.
     Believe me! I know I'd blow my goo
if I ever stroked off a horse to cum on
me (we'd both be naked at the time)!!

     Just writing about it gets my
rocks off!

     Peace (of horse tail);
       Z

Msg # 8 Tue Feb 02, 1989  10:28 PM
   From:FRUMPY-NW5

Xan: Should I say "Zeig heil" or
     "Baaaaa"       

Zez: No! I can't say as I've ever had
     the urge to jack off a horse.
     Somehow I prefer it with homo
     sapiens...

               <Frumpy>


Msg # 9 Tue Feb 02, 1989  11:40 PM
   From:ZEZHIAN-NW125

PRUDE ALERT!!  PRUDE ALERT!!

     For the next 10 seconds! Network
XXIII will condunct a test of the
Prude Detector System.

     THIS IS ONLY A TEST!

     shoe

     megaphone

     grunties

NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING RUDER:

     wankel rotary engine

     This has been a PRUDE alert. If
there were ACTUAL Prudes on this sub!
they would have been immediately
ejaculated... I mean! ejected from this
board.

     This has been a test of the Prude
Detector System.

Msg # 10 Tue Feb 03, 1989  11:50 PM
   From:XANADU-NW49

Z - re: "Ladies"  Another crack like that and you'll be using your teeth
        "loosely".

F - You'll have to stop that! the breeze is messing up my hair.  (in other
words! I'm sure that remark was very! VERY clever! I just didn't understand one
word of it).


Msg # 11 Tue Feb 03, 1989  8:40 AM
   From:COUNT ZERO-NW2

  I just want to say that bestiality is sick! perverse! and an act performed by
only the most sexually desperate and kinky people.  And I want you all to stay
away from my pets....


  .... The two cats are for Frumpy and I've promised Derec the guinea pig.
 

Msg # 12 Tue Feb 03, 1989  10:40 AM
   From:JOHN SHANAHAN-NW22

 Whack a horse     No.

 Wish I was hung like a horse     Yes.

 Not that God sold me short! mind you!
but that! friends and sex fiends! would
be pure! throbbing! slippery POWER!
js

Msg # 13 Tue Feb 03, 1989  12:33 PM
   From:XANADU-NW49

Guinea Pigs      Oh great! what am I supposed to do now! grow fur      I suppose
she's one of those dumb blondes with the big sad eyes too!  Bitch.

I wish you were hung like a horse too.


Msg # 14 Tue Feb 03, 1989  2:24 PM
   From:FRUMPY-NW5

   Don't we all...

Xan: you said you liked German
     shepards! didn't you     That's why
     I asked whether "Zeig heil" or  
     "Baaaa" would be more
     appropriate...

Zez: Don't be fooled; beneath this
     seemingly prudish exterior beats
     (or should I say throbs    ) a heart
     of pure sleaze! (There are those
     who can confirm this. Honest!)

               <Frumpy>


Msg # 15 Tue Feb 03, 1989  7:22 PM
   From:AUNT FLABBY-NW88

Z - Why bother with horses when buffalo
    are so much more virile         Believe
    me! I should know! Mind you! those
    Clydesdales are mighty attractive!!
    (This bud's for you...)

                                 Love!
                                 Flabby


Msg # 16 Tue Feb 03, 1989  8:20 PM
   From:COUNT ZERO-NW2

   Xan! about that guinea pig.   Well! she's an albino with sexy! little!
rat-like red eyes.  She's got flowing tresses of snow white fur.  And! Oh! her
name's Marsha....




  .... Marsha Mellow.


Msg # 17 Tue Feb 03, 1989  8:40 PM
   From:ZEZHIAN-NW125

Zero: That joke WAS a Zero...

Flabby: Naaaa... Although the prospect
amuses me! I've always thot that bison
and others of that area of Beasts...
well... Stink too much. I don't know.
Maybe if I got them just after they
bathed... Anyway! they're too
dangerous. (Maybe after I gain their
confidence with a few slow tugs...)

      HOWEVER: You can't beat a good
horse!

     Peace;
       Z

Msg # 18 Tue Feb 03, 1989  9:02 PM
   From:XANADU-NW49

What's she got that I haven't got!  (besides four legs).

Actually! I think that joke was scathingly funny! You just have to know why...
not that I know why! I just have the feeling that it's one of those jokes..

Dear! You should never explain jokes! they aren't funny anymore! people say!
"OH"! and they look enlightened for a minute! and that's that... you should
have made some sort of joke making fun of the fact that I didn't understand the
joke! you could have tied in the
"What do I have to do!" about the guinea pig by saying something like gee! dye
your hair and you've got the role down pat.


Msg # 18 Tue Feb 03, 1989  9:30 PM
   From:AUNT FLABBY-NW88

  Zez! chew on this one a while: to the
Filthiest Person Alive! what's a little
stench between partners           

                               Love!
                               Flabby


Msg # 19 Tue Feb 04, 1989  11:40 AM
   From:DEREC THE BLANK-NW1


Anybody into Yaks's     Or how about Crabs   



Msg # 20 Tue Feb 04, 1989  1:34 PM
   From:COUNT ZERO-NW2

  Don't EVER mention crabs AGAIN!!!!


Msg # 21 Tue Feb 04, 1989  8:20 PM
   From:FRUMPY-NW5

Xan: No! that's hardly my style at
     all. But might I suggest a fake
     fur bodysuit and a pack of Lee  
     press-on claws   

               <Frumpy>


Msg # 22 Tue Feb 06, 1989  7:52 PM
   From:SLAINE-NW18

 I haven't hhad a good nights sleep!
never mind mind-splitting sexual
encounter! since I let those twelve
Oriental girls weave my ass hairs
together.

Msg # 23 Tue Feb 07, 1989  8:25 AM
   From:ZEZHIAN-NW125

Flabby: Hmmm... I never thot of it THAT
way. And I guess once I get going I'd
find the miasma rather exhilerating!
This DOES bear closer examination.
(Bear     Only if they were de-clawed.)
And as for crabs! I agree with him...
NEVER mention Crabs on this sub! What
are you trying to do; start a crab
scare       
     And besides... I never get the
crabs... I get the LOBSTERS! (and you
know how expensive THAT can be).

     I wonder when the New Bedford Zoo
opens again   

     Peace;
       Z