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Msg # 1 Tue Jan 23, 1989 9:06 AM
Being an oversexed Half-Orc!
myself! I certainly know my place when
it cums... oops... comes to sexual
Beastiality is right up my alley
(so to speak). The more vile it is! the
more it turns me on!
Dogs are OK! but they're a bit too
small for me (take that as you will...)
I really get into Centaurs! or! rather!
the creation of centaurs. (I'll give
you one guess HOW.) Sheep! the old
standby! are now Blase! The TRUE voyeur
will begin to comprehend other "avenues
of Pleasure" to explore.
And completely forget about SMALL
animals (Why do you wrap hamsters in
duct tape...). They are no fun at all!
There's nothing I'd like better is
to really get down with! say! a horse
(filly or stallion... it doesn't make a
difference. Sometimes you receive
pleasure from giving it)!
That's MY belief! anyway!
Msg # 2 Tue Jan 30, 1989 8:28 PM
Remember! Z! a horse did in Catherine
the Great.....caution is advised!
Msg # 3 Tue Jan 31, 1989 8:40 PM
Speakin' of beastiality! does that
explain Catherine and Vincent's
relationship on Beauty and the Beast
Msg # 4 Tue Jan 31, 1989 8:43 PM
This sure gives new meanin' to the
phrase "Lions and tigers and bears! Oh
Msg # 5 Tue Feb 01, 1989 2:34 PM
Z! I'll believe it when I see it (and how soon can that be!
praytell ) though
prehaps! considering what else telecom has brought me! reserve my
'til later---nah! there COULDN'T be two of you.
JS! Catherine was under the horse when --- oh! nevermind! I think I
the nature of the response...
I like German Shepards...
Msg # 6 Tue Feb 02, 1989 12:01 PM
From:DEREC THE BLANK-NW1
What about a Lobster
About Vincent... Yes I suppose that would be "Beastiality"
Msg # 7 Tue Feb 02, 1989 1:30 PM
C'mon! people! Haven't you once ever
wanted to stroke a huge! hard horse
penis Talk about size differentials!
The guys can dream while the ladies
(and I use the term loosely) can
Believe me! I know I'd blow my goo
if I ever stroked off a horse to cum on
me (we'd both be naked at the time)!!
Just writing about it gets my
Peace (of horse tail);
Msg # 8 Tue Feb 02, 1989 10:28 PM
Xan: Should I say "Zeig heil" or
Zez: No! I can't say as I've ever had
the urge to jack off a horse.
Somehow I prefer it with homo
Msg # 9 Tue Feb 02, 1989 11:40 PM
PRUDE ALERT!! PRUDE ALERT!!
For the next 10 seconds! Network
XXIII will condunct a test of the
Prude Detector System.
THIS IS ONLY A TEST!
NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING RUDER:
wankel rotary engine
This has been a PRUDE alert. If
there were ACTUAL Prudes on this sub!
they would have been immediately
ejaculated... I mean! ejected from this
This has been a test of the Prude
Msg # 10 Tue Feb 03, 1989 11:50 PM
Z - re: "Ladies" Another crack like that and you'll be using your
F - You'll have to stop that! the breeze is messing up my hair.
words! I'm sure that remark was very! VERY clever! I just didn't
word of it).
Msg # 11 Tue Feb 03, 1989 8:40 AM
I just want to say that bestiality is sick! perverse! and an act
only the most sexually desperate and kinky people. And I want you
all to stay
away from my pets....
.... The two cats are for Frumpy and I've promised Derec the
Msg # 12 Tue Feb 03, 1989 10:40 AM
Whack a horse No.
Wish I was hung like a horse Yes.
Not that God sold me short! mind you!
but that! friends and sex fiends! would
be pure! throbbing! slippery POWER!
Msg # 13 Tue Feb 03, 1989 12:33 PM
Guinea Pigs Oh great! what am I supposed to do
now! grow fur I suppose
she's one of those dumb blondes with the big sad eyes too! Bitch.
I wish you were hung like a horse too.
Msg # 14 Tue Feb 03, 1989 2:24 PM
Don't we all...
Xan: you said you liked German
shepards! didn't you
I asked whether "Zeig heil" or
"Baaaa" would be more
Zez: Don't be fooled; beneath this
seemingly prudish exterior beats
(or should I say throbs ) a
of pure sleaze! (There are those
who can confirm this. Honest!)
Msg # 15 Tue Feb 03, 1989 7:22 PM
Z - Why bother with horses when buffalo
are so much more virile
me! I should know! Mind you! those
Clydesdales are mighty attractive!!
(This bud's for you...)
Msg # 16 Tue Feb 03, 1989 8:20 PM
Xan! about that guinea pig. Well! she's an
albino with sexy! little!
rat-like red eyes. She's got flowing tresses of snow white
fur. And! Oh! her
.... Marsha Mellow.
Msg # 17 Tue Feb 03, 1989 8:40 PM
Zero: That joke WAS a Zero...
Flabby: Naaaa... Although the prospect
amuses me! I've always thot that bison
and others of that area of Beasts...
well... Stink too much. I don't know.
Maybe if I got them just after they
bathed... Anyway! they're too
dangerous. (Maybe after I gain their
confidence with a few slow tugs...)
HOWEVER: You can't beat a good
Msg # 18 Tue Feb 03, 1989 9:02 PM
What's she got that I haven't got! (besides four legs).
Actually! I think that joke was scathingly funny! You just have to know
not that I know why! I just have the feeling that it's one of those
Dear! You should never explain jokes! they aren't funny anymore! people
"OH"! and they look enlightened for a minute! and that's that... you
have made some sort of joke making fun of the fact that I didn't
joke! you could have tied in the
"What do I have to do!" about the guinea pig by saying something like
your hair and you've got the role down pat.
Msg # 18 Tue Feb 03, 1989 9:30 PM
Zez! chew on this one a while: to the
Filthiest Person Alive! what's a little
stench between partners
Msg # 19 Tue Feb 04, 1989 11:40 AM
From:DEREC THE BLANK-NW1
Anybody into Yaks's Or how about
Msg # 20 Tue Feb 04, 1989 1:34 PM
Don't EVER mention crabs AGAIN!!!!
Msg # 21 Tue Feb 04, 1989 8:20 PM
Xan: No! that's hardly my style at
all. But might I suggest a fake
fur bodysuit and a pack of Lee
Msg # 22 Tue Feb 06, 1989 7:52 PM
I haven't hhad a good nights sleep!
never mind mind-splitting sexual
encounter! since I let those twelve
Oriental girls weave my ass hairs
Msg # 23 Tue Feb 07, 1989 8:25 AM
Flabby: Hmmm... I never thot of it THAT
way. And I guess once I get going I'd
find the miasma rather exhilerating!
This DOES bear closer examination.
(Bear Only if they were de-clawed.)
And as for crabs! I agree with him...
NEVER mention Crabs on this sub! What
are you trying to do; start a crab
And besides... I never get the
crabs... I get the LOBSTERS! (and you
know how expensive THAT can be).
I wonder when the New Bedford Zoo